Coldwar Movie Reviews

Wednesday, 5 December 2007

Johnny English Movie

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Director: Peter Howitt

Actors:
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Atkinson Rowan — Johnny English
Vasconcelos Tasha de — Countess Alexandra
Miller Ben — Bough, English's Sidekick
Wise Greg — Agent One
McFerran Douglas — Carlos Vendetta
Nicolson Steve — Dieter Klein
Harvey Terence — Official at Funeral
McNally Kevin — Prime Minister
Pigott-Smith Tim — Pegasus, the Investigator Chief
Young Nina — Pegasus' Secretary
Davies Rowland — Sir Anthony Chevenix
Imbruglia Natalie — Lorna Campbell
Fordham Philippa — Snobby Woman
Malkovich John — Pascal Sauvage, the Greedy Frenchman
Berrington Tim — Roger

Johnny English Movie Taglines:
1: Er hat keine Furcht. Er hat keine Angst. Er hat keine Ahnung. (He Has No Fear. He Has No Anxiety. He Has No Inkling.)
2: He Knows No Fear. He Knows No Danger. He Knows Nothing.
3: He's the kind of secret agent the Secret Service keeps secret.
4: Nev?, co je strach. Nev?, co je nebezpec?. Nev? vlastne vubec nic.
5: Prepare for British Intelligence.
6: Stor biograf-success! (Huge cinema-success!)
7: The star of Bean is now Her Majesty's most trusted secret agent
8: The star of Bean is now Her Majesty's most trusted secret agent.
9: When it comes to secret agents, there's smooth, there's sophisticated, and then...there's English.

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Full Johnny English Movie Review:
Rowan plays the eponymous lead character in a spoof spy thriller. During the course of the story we follow our hero as he attempts to single-handedly save the country from falling into the hands of a despot.

Labels: Action movies, Adventure movies, Airplane, Archbishop, Based On Commercial, Bathroom, Bomb, Boyfriend, British, British Intelligence, British Secret Service, Car Chase, Cemetery, Character Name In Title, Chase, Clothes On Shower, Clumsiness, Comedy movies, Comic, Coronation, Coward, Criminal Profile Artist, Crown Jewels, Dancing, Dart, Dog, Ejector Seat, Elevator, Espionage, Excrement, Extortion, Fake Madness, Family movies, Fantasy Sequence, Farce, Fight, Fight With Self, Fortress, France, Funeral, Gadget, Gadget Car, Gadgetry, Gun, Heist, Hero, Hospital, Impostor, Intelligence, Intelligence Agency, Intelligence Agent, Intercom, James Bond Spoof, London England, Male Nudity, Martial Arts, Megalomaniac, Mistaken Identity, Monarch, Muscle Relaxant, Necktie, Parking Garage, Parody, Pen, Pistol, Poison Dart, Prime Minister, Prison, Queen, Racial Comment, Racial Discrimination, Racial Segregation, Racist Comment, Rainstorm, Reception, Resignation, Restroom, Scene During End Credits, Secret Agent, Secret Service, Secret Service Agent, Shootout, Skydiving, Skyscraper, Slapstick, Spoof, Spy, Spy Hero, Spy Spoof, Spying, Surveillance, Sushi Restaurant, Swimming Pool, Tattoo, Title Spoken By Character, Tow Truck, Tranquilizer Dart, Truth Serum, Tunnel, Video Surveillance, Weapon, Whistling

Beautiful Mind, A Movie

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Director: Ron Howard

Actors:
Crowe Russell — John Nash
Harris Ed — Parcher
Connelly Jennifer — Alicia Nash
Plummer Christopher — Dr. Rosen
Bettany Paul — Charles
Goldberg Adam — Sol
Lucas Josh — Hansen
Rapp Anthony — Bender
Gray-Stanford Jason — Ainsley
Hirsch Judd — Helinger
Pendleton Austin — Thomas King
Cardone Vivien — Marcee
Simon Jill M. — Bar Co-Ed
Steinbach Victor — Prof. Horner
Clarke Tanya — Becky

Beautiful Mind, A Movie Taglines:
1: He Saw The World In A Way No One Could Have Imagined.
2: I need to believe that something extra ordinary is possible...
3: It is only in the mysterious equation of love that any logical reasons can be found.
4: Wenn die Realit?t sich gegen Dich verschworen hat, ist nichts mehr sicher... (If reality has ganged up on you, nothing is safe anymore...)

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Full Beautiful Mind, A Movie Review:
A biopic of the meteoric rise of John Forbes Nash Jr., a math prodigy able to solve problems that baffled the greatest of minds. And how he overcame years of suffering through schizophrenia to win the Nobel Prize.

Labels: 1940s, 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, 1990s, Bar, Based On Book, Based On True Story, Bathtub Scene, Biography movies, Blockbuster, Boston Massachusetts, Boyfriend Girlfriend Relationship, Car Chase, Chase, Child, Child Nudity, Classroom, Code Breaking, Cold War, College, Creativity, Cryptography, Drama movies, Economics, Epiphany, Face Slap, Family Relationship, Famous Score, Flashback Sequence, Flirting, Friendship, Game Of Go, Genius, Government Agent, Guilt, Harvard, Humiliation, Husband Wife Relationship, Hypodermic Needle, Imaginary Friend, Implant, Infant Nudity, Insulin Coma Therapy, Ivy League, Lecture, Library, Loner, Marriage, Marriage Proposal, Massachusetts Institute Of Technology, Mathematician, Mathematics, Medication, Mental Illness, Mystery movies, Necktie, New Jersey, No Opening Credits, Nobel Prize, Paranoia, Paranoid Schizophrenia, Parent Child Relationship, Parental Relationship, Pen, Pentagon Building, Picnic, Pool Game, Prank, Princeton, Profanity, Professor, Psychiatric Hospital, Psychiatrist, Psychological Drama, Rainstorm, Reception, Restaurant, Rivalry, Rooftop, Roommate, Schizophrenia, School, School Teacher, Schoolteacher, Self Mutilation, Shock Therapy, Shootout, Speech, Spy, Star Gazing, Stockholm Sweden, Surreal, Teacher Student Relationship, Thorazine, Tool Shed, Top Secret, Visual Hallucination, Wedding, Window

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Movie

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Director: Jay Roach

Actors:
Myers Mike — Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Fat Bastard
Graham Heather — Felicity Shagwell
York Michael — Basil Exposition
Wagner Robert — Number Two
Lowe Rob — Young Number Two
Green Seth — Scott Evil
Sterling Mindy — Frau Farbissina
Troyer Verne — Mini-Me
Hurley Elizabeth — Vanessa Kensington
Carides Gia — Robin Spitz Swallows
Muirhead Oliver — British Colonel
Cheung George — Chinese Teacher
Meng Jeffrey — Wang
Watson Muse — The Klansman
Cooper Scott — Bobby

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Movie Taglines:
1: "I'm Coming Again, Baby!" [Australia]
2: Double-O Behave!
3: First, he fought for the Crown. Now he's fighting for the Family Jewels.
4: He's back, he's even bigger and he's up for it!
5: I'm Back, Baby!
6: If you see only one movie this summer, see Star Wars. But if you see two movies this summer, see Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
7: The BRITISH Empire Strikes Back!
8: The return of Dr. Evil.
9: You Were Expecting Someone Else?

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Full Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Movie Review:
Dr. Evil uses a device he calls a "Time Machine" to travel back to 1969 and remove Austin Powers' mojo. The sexually wounded swinger must travel back in time and, with the help of agent Felicity Shagwell, recover his vitality. Meanwhile, Dr. Evil's personal life runs amok as he discovers love, continues to shun his son and develops a close relationship with himself. Well, actually, a clone 1/8 his size whom he dubs "Mini-Me". The always time-baffled Dr. Evil begins his plan to put a gigantic cannon on the moon, thus turning it into a device called either "The Death Star" or "Alan Parson's Project," depending on which name is available.

Labels: 1960s, Action movies, Actor Playing Himself, Actor Playing Multiple Roles, Adventure movies, Android, Aphrodisiac, Baby Carriage, Big Boy Statue, Blockbuster, Breaking The Fourth Wall, Cat, Character Name In Title, Clone, Cloning, Comedy movies, Confrontational Tv, Convertible, Cryogenics, Cryonics, Dwarf, Fantasy movies, Fat Suit, Father Son Relationship, Femme Fatale, Flasher, Flatulence, Gadget Car, Groin Kick, Gun, Hit In Crotch, Hypodermic Needle, Indestructible Villain, Innuendo, Island, James Bond Spoof, Kukri Dagger, Laser, Midget, Moon, Moon Base, Moon Shot, Nasa, Obese, Product Placement, Ransom, Rejection, Retro Style Secret Agent, Returning Character Killed Off, Reverse Footage, Saturn V Rocket, Scene During End Credits, Second Part, Secret Headquarters, Security Breach, See You In Hell, Sequel, Sexual Overtones, Sexual Promiscuity, Sniper, Space Shuttle, Spacecraft, Spit In The Face, Spoof, Spoof Title, Spy, Spy Spoof, Spying, Star Wars Spoof Scene, Starbucks Coffee, Submarine, Summer Of Love, Supermodel, Surprise After End Credits, Talk Show, Time Travel, U Boat, U.s. President, Volcano

Tuesday, 4 December 2007

Top Secret! Movie

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Director: Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker

Actors:
Kilmer Val — Nick Rivers
Gutteridge Lucy — Hillary Flammond
Cushing Peter — Sven Jorgensen
Kemp Jeremy — General Streck
Villiers Christopher — Nigel 'The Torch', Resistance Leader
Clarke Warren — Colonel von Horst
Ditson Harry — Du Quois, Resistance Member
Carter Jim — D?j? Vu, Resistance Member
Tagoe Eddie — Chocolate Mousse, Resistance Member
Sharif Omar — Agent Cedric
Jellinek Tristram — Major Crumpler
Mitchell Billy J. — Martin, Nick's Manager
Wiley Major — Train Porter
Klauber Gertan — Mayor of Berlin
Mayes Richard — Comrade Biletnikov, Russian Tenor

Top Secret! Movie Taglines:
1: A Film
2: Don't tell anyone.
3: From the makers of the original "Airplane!" (not the Wright brothers)
4: Movie? What movie?
5: Shhh!

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Full Top Secret! Movie Review:
This time Zucker and Abrams are spoofing, most notably, Elvis films and WWII spy movies. Val Kilmer stars as Nick Rivers, a handsome American 50s-style rock and roll singer. While performing in East Germany, he falls in love with a beautiful heroine and becomes involved with the French Resistance.

Labels: Action movies, Animal In Cast Credits, Ballet, Beach, Binoculars, Bookstore, Breaking The Fourth Wall, Buxom, Car Radio, Comedy movies, Compacted Car, Cow, Dove, Firing Squad, Funny Dance, Funny Nazi, Gunfight, Island Romance, Motorcycle, Nazi, Parachute, Pinto, Plane, Prison, Prisoner, Reverse Footage, Rock Music, Rug, Spoof, Spoon, Spy, Surfing, Telephone, Tic Tac Toe, Train, Tunnel, Underwater, Underwater Fight, Vibrator, War